I don’t like Sasha Cohen. Does that make me un-American? There is just something about her that screams “I eat little Japanese girls for breakfast” but this year, FINALLY, a little Japanese girl (a rather gorgeous Japanese girl) watched with what I would call GLEE as Cohen tumbled, loosing all chances of a gold. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. Shizuka Arakawa, can I shake your hand? (I do hope I’m not considered part of the axis of evil due to this confession.)